Garden Gaiety then Gloom

I'm having a break. Nora is downstairs (being lazy and watching TV) and I'm annoyed with her. The vegetables have all gone for a drink to the salad bar, and the Blue Footed Boobie is having his lunch.

We've been out in the garden. It was great! But the grass was long (even Dolly couldn't nibble it all up). So, I thought we had better go and do some gardening. It was very hard work.

Nora, as you can see, threw down the gloves and decided to go for a kip on Dolly. She is so lazy.

I worked very hard (stopping only briefly for a chat with Gordon the Gnome).

He was guarding the potatoes. Apparently they make good detectives (like me), because they keep their eyes peeled. A lesson for us all there. Nora, on the other hand, had her eyes closed.

So, I'm having a banana break (or slice). I think I might go on strike next week (and join the post men). I wish some of the other animals in the Fluffy-hair house would actually help with the chores.

Lewis (on strike from NOW) :-(

sleep

oh dear. its been pandamonium. or was that immodium? i can't remember. anyway. i didn't sleep for days (well, nights) as i was scared about making a mess in the bed. but then i did get to sleep (and did not make a mess). i slept so hard that i must have walked in my sleep, as i woke up in a very strange house.

i found some chocolate, but it turned out to be a brown candle.

luckily there was a door in the door, so i managed to get out without anyone noticing.

apparently, all the animals in the fluffy-hair house were worried about me. they looked everywhere - the fridge, the cupboards, the biscuit tin, under the rug, even out in the bins! but could not find me.

luckily for me, lewis used his detective skills and managed to spot some of my paw prints and found a trail of rice crispies. so he followed the trail of crisp-rice and found me!

i hadn't gone far. thanks to lewis, i am safely back in the fluffy-hair house. i am now sleeping every night, helped by a mug of hot chocolate (yummy).

everybody poos.

take comfort in your friends.

everybody poos,

sometimes

(domesticated) nora xx (no poo when asleep here)

Poo

Well. Its been a bit of a poo day today. First of all, the card-camera-photo-sticky-thing broke, so you will have to wait a while to see us again. Then Nora was sent an 'anonymous' email accusing her of pooing in her sleep! This 'anonymous' fluffy creature had heard that's what pandas do when asleep! This email possibly originated from a tiger with a grudge. I shall use my detective skills to find out more...

Anyway. Nora is refusing to go to bed, just in case she makes a mess in the middle of the night. I've told her not to be so silly, and that all will be well. I too, have been tarred with the poo brush of lies - obviously not literally. Apparently, gorillas eat their own poo! But I don't. And it upsets me to think that others think I would! Perhaps we should all take a leaf out of Simon the Sloth's book (tree) and just go once a week in the same spot.

Lewis (not poo-is)