Top Secret

Well, its all been going on this weekend.  It started with an urgent telephone call.  It seems that someone (I cannot divulge who) had heard of my MAD (Master of Animal Detective) qualification.  I was told to get on a train for a Top Secret mission.  I can tell you a little about it now, but only the parts with a Bottom Open status (not as in needing the loo).

Anyway.  I was even given a train ticket for a special Priority Seat, as you can see.  I am not allowed to disclose my destination.

To most, the reason for me having this seat may not have been immediately obvious, as stated on the notice, as nobody knew I was on a Top Secret mission.

Unfortunately, due to the Top Secret nature of my task, I cannot give you any other details regarding this mission.

All I am allowed to tell you from the Bottom Open status, is that we now have a badger staying with us.

His name is Bond.

Badger Bond.

Here he is entering the Fluffy-Hair house.  He will be with us for a while.

I thought, being black and white, that Nora would be excited to see a fellow bicoloured animal.  But no.  Sadly, Nora has been doing typical panda things, as you can see.

She has been listening to this CD for 3 days apparently.

I'm sure that when she eventually gets out of bed, that she will get on well with Mr Bond.  I hope so, as between me and you, I am a little fed up of him already - he keeps saying everything is "Schplendid" in a funny accent.  Oh well.

Lots of Love, Lewis MAD xx

pandaness

as you can see, i have had a lovely evening watching my relatives on the tv.  maybe one day i will be able to go and visit them, just like lewis went to see his cousins in africa (although it should have been a panda in rwanda).

lewis is downstairs talking to zippy and trying to get him to stop shouting "where's jeffrey?"  i can hear them.  it's pandemonium!

hopefully it will all calm down soon as its nearly bed time, and us pandas need to sleep a lot (not because we are ugly and need our beauty sleep, but because we just like to sleep).

nighty night, sleep panda tight

love and fluffy dreams, nora xxx

Lucky today, were we.  A very wise friend of ours took time out from saving the universe to pop into the Fluffy-Hair house for a cup of tea!

We even got to see some of the good work he has done, as you can see below. 

Fortunately, there was no dark side in the Fluffy-Hair house, apart from when we momentarily had a power cut.  Nora (bless her) got a little confused when Yoda said he could feel her presence and told him that he was three weeks late and that not only had she opened all of them, but had also eaten all of them!  Oh well. 

I had better go.  I can hear Nora calling.

January the 15th be with you.

Lots of love, Lewis xxx

in excess

happy new fluffiness to you all!

as you may be able to see, i got some sweeties for christmas!  of course, i have eaten them all now and am back to eating biscuits (boring).

lewis said i had overindulged or had been in excess or something something.  i don't know what that means.  he said that these photos prove it.  he did not seem very happy with me.  but i had a great time!

but now all the cakes and sweeties have gone.  what a pity.

anyway.  off to have a glass of milk and some boring biscuits.

lots of love and panda hugs, nora xx

New Year!

Hello fellow Fluffies! Happy New Year! As usual, it has been busy in the Fluffy-Hair house. Luckily we managed to have a relaxing Christmas day and even got some presents, as you can see.




Nora ate and drank too much, unfortunately - but she might tell you more about that another time. Oh, and just in case you were wondering, I was sent on a mission to find a missing Santa (I am in more demand nowadays because I am MAD). As you can see, I used my great detective skills to find him.




Regrettably, by the time I got to him he was obviously suffering from exhaustion. I heard that he spent a couple of days in hospital because of it. A reindeer I met said that there was a bit of a problem, as he went to the wrong hospital and ended up having plastic surgery! What a mix up!

I think you can see from the photo that he may have had a little too much. Oh well, at least he has nearly a year to recover.


Love to you all. Happy New Year!

Love from Lewis and all in the Fluffy-Hair house xx