sunshine cleaning

i know it looks like we're in training for the kitchen olympics.  but no.  we are actually drying in the sun!



its that time of year again.  not just for sunbathing... its been 'deep clean' time again.  we donned our snorkels and masks to enter the deep-clean-washing-machine.  i got a bit dizzy, as usual, but lewis said that didn't matter because i am always dizzy anyway.



even bernard joined us, as you can see.  he managed to take these photos of us from up above.



it was good that dolly was around too.

i smell all fresh and lovely.

love and sunshine cleaning, nora the panda (panda and proud) xxx :-)

Gorilla Mission

As I said in my previous post, I can now (partially) reveal what I have been up to.  As you know, Bond. Badger Bond. has been staying with us in the Fluffy-Hair house.  He was given a top secret mission (which now has bottom open status - please note that this is not related to bowel movements - even though I am a vegetarian). 

Anyway.  They (I cannot tell you who 'They' are), needed a gorilla for their mission, so Bond. Badger Bond. asked me.  To cut a long story short, they actually wanted someone for a guerrilla mission, but something got lost in translation, and they had a real gorilla (me) instead.

To avoid the gorilla/guerrilla confusion, I was given a disguise, as you can see.  I bet it took you a while to work out it was me!

We also had a mole working with us, but he is now underground, so not in the picture.

Although I cannot go into details, you will be pleased to hear that the world is now a safer place.  Thanks to Bond. Badger Bond. and his intelligence skills, my MAD (Master of Animal Detective) skills and Sir Veilance, we managed to capture the assailant, who has now sailed far away (to a prison).

I am now looking forward to a relaxing weekend with Nora and the other animals in the Fluffy-Hair house!

Lots of love, Lewis MAD xxx

Meeting Monkey Brother

Its Lewis here!  You may be wondering why I have not been on here for a while.  Well, I have been off on a secret mission - but more of that another time.

Simon the Sloth and the Monkey have been away again, and wanted me to tell you about it.  They went to a place called Germany to meet up with Monkey's relative, Monkey Brother.

As you can see, they had a bit of trouble knowing which train to catch, particularly as Simon only speaks Spanish and Monkey only speaks English, but everything was in German!

Eventually they sorted it out and met Monkey Brother.

Here he is in his home!

They all went for a bit of sight seeing, but had an unfortunate incident.  Yoda was there.  However, he turned out to be an impostor, and went a bit crazy and even tried to eat Monkey, as you can see.  What a traumatic time!  Luckily they escaped and sailed away on a boat.

You'll be pleased to hear that Monkey and Simon are safely back in the Fluffy Hair house.  Monkey said it was sad saying goodbye to Monkey Brother, but they will see each other again.

That's all for now.  I'll tell you soon about my secret mission as it now has Bottom Open rather than Top Secret status.

Lots of love, Lewis the Gorilla MAD xx