gardening

so, i don't know if you've heard yet, but the fluffy-hair house is moving (again)!  we thought we had better do some gardening before we go.  but the chance to sunbathe was too tempting for me.  i missed all the commotion with our neighbour, emu.  he attacked lewis with some scissorswithaposhname for no reason, as you can see!

he then chased us all around the garden!  even bond. badger bond was a bit scared! 

we then found out that he thought we were stealing his worms.  for some reason he likes to eat them (which is lucky for me because he wasn't after my cakes). 

so we all made friends (although he did keep squawking loudly in my ear).

anyway.  we're off on a day out tomorrow.  yippee!

nora xxxx

Pestival

I have just got back from a Panda Festival, known as Pestival.  This, I think, sounds a bit silly and suggests that pandas are pests, which of course they are not - apart from when Nora snores or eats too many cakes!  Anyway, Nora is still there - she has really been enjoying herself as you can see in the photo. 

I came back to the Fluffy-Hair House early because it was too noisy.  Also, my friend Professor Luke was due to visit.  He likes to go for walks, so that is exactly what we did.

It was a bit of a cold day, and silly me forgot to put on my tie to keep me warm.  Oh well.

We enjoyed the sights and talking to the fish.  The conversation was very intellectual and there was no codswallop.

I have learnt a lot from Professor Luke being here.  I'm even considering moving on from being MAD (Master of Animal Detective) and studying to be a DAFT (Doctor of Animal and Fluffy Theories). 

Had better go - time for some milk and banana cake.

Lots of love, Lewis MAD xxx

Taking a Break

You'll be pleased to hear that I am taking some time off from my detective work.  I was very embarrassed that Nora posted that picture of me having too much to drink.  But it made me realise I needed a break.

So, we popped down the road to see some of our Fluffy Friends.

Nora nearly had an unfortunate incident, as you can see below.

To recover she did a spot of sunbathing (after making candy floss soup - which she ate).

I am feeling much more relaxed now, and have told Bond. Badger Bond. that I won't be working for a while.  Indeed, we are even thinking of moving the Fluffy-Hair house again.  We all fancy a change of scene.

Meanwhile, I'll leave you with this photo of me.  I think I look a bit like a film star - don't you?  Maybe I should start a new career...

Lewis hugs and Nora cuddles xxx

oh dear

oh dear.  lewis has been working too hard.  barnaby the bear said that his dress is on a roll.  or was it the stress is taking its toll?  or something something.  anyway.  he disappeared for a few days and we found him in a fluffy hotel like this!

he was not in a good way.  we bought him back to the fluffy-hair house and he managed to get some sleep.  for some reason he insisted on holding onto this brick.  we don't know why.

anyway.  we are lucky that barnaby the bear is staying with us at the moment.  he is very wise and knew what to do.

the sun is shining this morning, so we hope that lewis will be able to relax outside.  barnaby said that we should make sure he takes some time off work.  and we should make sure that he drinks water and not vodka.  poor lewis.  i may bake him some of my special cakes.

love and wellness, nora the panda xxx

sunshine cleaning

i know it looks like we're in training for the kitchen olympics.  but no.  we are actually drying in the sun!



its that time of year again.  not just for sunbathing... its been 'deep clean' time again.  we donned our snorkels and masks to enter the deep-clean-washing-machine.  i got a bit dizzy, as usual, but lewis said that didn't matter because i am always dizzy anyway.



even bernard joined us, as you can see.  he managed to take these photos of us from up above.



it was good that dolly was around too.

i smell all fresh and lovely.

love and sunshine cleaning, nora the panda (panda and proud) xxx :-)

Gorilla Mission

As I said in my previous post, I can now (partially) reveal what I have been up to.  As you know, Bond. Badger Bond. has been staying with us in the Fluffy-Hair house.  He was given a top secret mission (which now has bottom open status - please note that this is not related to bowel movements - even though I am a vegetarian). 

Anyway.  They (I cannot tell you who 'They' are), needed a gorilla for their mission, so Bond. Badger Bond. asked me.  To cut a long story short, they actually wanted someone for a guerrilla mission, but something got lost in translation, and they had a real gorilla (me) instead.

To avoid the gorilla/guerrilla confusion, I was given a disguise, as you can see.  I bet it took you a while to work out it was me!

We also had a mole working with us, but he is now underground, so not in the picture.

Although I cannot go into details, you will be pleased to hear that the world is now a safer place.  Thanks to Bond. Badger Bond. and his intelligence skills, my MAD (Master of Animal Detective) skills and Sir Veilance, we managed to capture the assailant, who has now sailed far away (to a prison).

I am now looking forward to a relaxing weekend with Nora and the other animals in the Fluffy-Hair house!

Lots of love, Lewis MAD xxx

Meeting Monkey Brother

Its Lewis here!  You may be wondering why I have not been on here for a while.  Well, I have been off on a secret mission - but more of that another time.

Simon the Sloth and the Monkey have been away again, and wanted me to tell you about it.  They went to a place called Germany to meet up with Monkey's relative, Monkey Brother.

As you can see, they had a bit of trouble knowing which train to catch, particularly as Simon only speaks Spanish and Monkey only speaks English, but everything was in German!

Eventually they sorted it out and met Monkey Brother.

Here he is in his home!

They all went for a bit of sight seeing, but had an unfortunate incident.  Yoda was there.  However, he turned out to be an impostor, and went a bit crazy and even tried to eat Monkey, as you can see.  What a traumatic time!  Luckily they escaped and sailed away on a boat.

You'll be pleased to hear that Monkey and Simon are safely back in the Fluffy Hair house.  Monkey said it was sad saying goodbye to Monkey Brother, but they will see each other again.

That's all for now.  I'll tell you soon about my secret mission as it now has Bottom Open rather than Top Secret status.

Lots of love, Lewis the Gorilla MAD xx