Fame!

Well. Wouldn't you know it (well, you will now, unless you have very poor memory issues). It turns out that Riley (who, we have found is the world's biggest chatterbox) is actually a TV chat show host! He's taking a "career break," and has now moved in with us! I hope he hasn't hidden any cameras in the Fluffy-Hair house to do some kind of "reality" (lack of sanity, more like) programme. He's been showing us videos of him on TV, as you can see.

He has interviewed a few fluffy celebs; such as Roland Rat, Hartley the Hare, Barbara Woodhouse and her dogs (sss-it), Beethoven (the dog, not the composer, as he died a long time before Riley was born), Zippy, (get down) Shep, Shaun the Sheep and Professor Yaffle the carved wooden bookend (apparently he tried to interview Bagpuss, but he was asleep, so the Professor stepped in at the last moment). We cannot tell whether Zippy (who lives here in the Fluffy-Hair house) can remember Riley, as Zippy, unfortunately, has gone a bit crackers (no malice intended towards savory biscuits).

Anyway, he showed us his book of interview questions. I shall borrow some of them for my detective work. He's getting on well with everyone in the Fluffy-Hair house, although sometimes I wish he would talk a little less. Oh well. He does have some very interesting stories to tell.

Lewis xx