Yes, its that time of year. Election fever has gripped the Fluffy-Hair house. I only have a few moments to outline the Gorilla manifesto before heading out on my 24 hour quest to visit every room and cupboard of the house. As you can see below, I have already been meeting with the public. (This should not be confused with a public lavatory, because as we all know, the only good Tory is a Lavatory!)
The Pig That Is was very pleased to see kindness at the top of my manifesto pledges. For as we all know, kindness is the key - not just to the sweet cupboard as Nora would have you believe -but to the goodness at the heart of all in the Fluffy-Hair house.
Talking with some of the constituents earlier made me realise the importance of order in the Fluffy-Hair house. We all saw the chaos a few months ago when a strike occurred over the cleaning. Therefore I propose a contractual cleaning arrangement - fair for all.
All this would make for a happy house with order and sensibleness abound.
So, be very good, listen to the sensible voice of the group and VOTE GORILLA this Thursday!
Lots of kindness, Lewis xx
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