strawberries!

after watching our favourite film on the tv,  i could hear dolly the sheeping baaing very loudly in the garden.  it was not her normal baaaaaaa, but more of a baaaaaaa-naaaaaaa-naaaaaaa type of baa.  last time she made that sound was when she discovered maltesers in the garden which unfortunately turned out to be rabbit droppings.  oops!  that got me into a bit of a jam.  but anyway.  i heard her make the same baa (naa-naa), so i rushed out to the garden (via the sweet cupboard).

dolly said that mr robin the robin had told her that he had found some strawberries.  strawberries!  one of my favourite things (defo in my top 5 along with chocolate, biscuits, ice cream and sweeties).

and here i am nibbling away.  they were special panda sized strawberries.  i hope they grow back again tomorrow, but dolly said they need more straw to help them grow and we haven't got any straw. 

oh, hang on.  i can hear lewis calling me.  he wants to do judo or play ludo or cluedo or something something.

better go.  on my way i'll make a strawberry shake (and take it to a scary film!)

lots of panda love and strawberries, nora xxx

PM news

A lot has happened since the election.  Unfortunately, Nora forgot all about being PM, and even forgot what it meant (mumbling things like "Purple Monster" and "Panda Moments").

Needless to say, she has now delegated her powers to me, so she can concentrate on her chocolate collection (in her new sweet cupboard).  Here she is, beginning to organise the collection (although not much of it was left by the time it reached the cupboard).

So yes!  Me.  The Gorilla!  At your service.  I have been very busy, particularly with the cleaning rota, which now includes the gardening.  We needed to get it ready for the annual deep clean.

If you didn't know, you may be thinking that we are practicing for the next Kitchen Olympics!  But, obviously, now being PM, I have to enhance my grooming regime - I don't want to let the animals down.  Nora decided to join me as all her white bits had become encrusted with chocolate!

Even Bernhard the polar bear joined us.  So we are all lovely and clean now.

Anyway.  I need to go and organise some other things.  What else could I put on a rota?

Lots of love, your new PM

Lewis xx

p m !

hello and thank you to all who voted for me.  the queen (someone from a place where a pig lives on a hill) has decreed (i don't know what that means, but lewis said i had to type it to sound official) that i am now pm (not the afternoon, but the prime minister) of the fluffy-hair house!

it has taken a while to sort out the curtains being hung, so i am now in a coalition (although we have wood on our fire) with lewis who is my deputy.  here we all are in the car, nipping off to bucking-bronco palace.

it took a lot of deal making and many phone calls were made to discus the what we should do for the common good.

we have decided that there will be a cleaning rota, but also a dedicated cake cupboard.

zippy is not part of the woodalition as all the excitement has led to even more strange behaviours.  

i think lewis will write soon, once he has done the washing up.

your fluffy p m

nora xx

Loony

In the interests of fairness and democracy, I am letting Zippy have some blogspace to present to you his manifesto.  He has been given a day pass from his intensive therapy sessions (see below).  To be honest with you, I think it is the Monkey who is pulling all the strings because, as lovely as Zippy is, he has rather lost his grip on reality.  But in the words of someone with super sanity, "blessed are the cracked for they let in the light."

Please note, that any opinions presented below are personal to Zippy and may not be attributed to myself (Lewis) or the Gorilla Party.

jeFFreY.  WheRe'S JEfFrEy?

vOTe for glassES in The SUnshine

cOUChes fulL of SanD

RAiNbow ON thE Tv

In tHe fLUfFY hAiR LanD

vote preservative!

i have been told to let you know my jammybesto, manifesto, hammyresto or something something.  i don't really know what that means, but i am campaigning (mainly consisting of lazing in the kitchen) for jam and fun!  yes.  we all want to have sweets and cakes whenever we want to (but not after 9pm as it will rest on the hips).  we want to play whenever we want to.  

so a vote for me is a vote for tea (and jam and scones)!

lots of love nora x

oh yes, and senor raimi the llama and albondigas have added their support - thank you

:-)

Vote Gorilla for Goodness!

Yes, its that time of year.  Election fever has gripped the Fluffy-Hair house.  I only have a few moments to outline the Gorilla manifesto before heading out on my 24 hour quest to visit every room and cupboard of the house.  As you can see below, I have already been meeting with the public.  (This should not be confused with a public lavatory, because as we all know, the only good Tory is a Lavatory!)

The Pig That Is was very pleased to see kindness at the top of my manifesto pledges.  For as we all know, kindness is the key - not just to the sweet cupboard as Nora would have you believe -but to the goodness at the heart of all in the Fluffy-Hair house.

Talking with some of the constituents earlier made me realise the importance of order in the Fluffy-Hair house.  We all saw the chaos a few months ago when a strike occurred over the cleaning.  Therefore I propose a contractual cleaning arrangement - fair for all.  

All this would make for a happy house with order and sensibleness abound.

So, be very good, listen to the sensible voice of the group and VOTE GORILLA this Thursday!

Lots of kindness, Lewis xx

monkey business

well, we've had a busy few weeks, with the fluffy-hair elections and all that going on.  i'm standing for the preservatives party (lots of jam and lots of fun) but more on that later...  the monkey has been off in the sun again.  he wanted me to show you this photo of him.  i said i would if he votes for me, so here it is.  must get off now for some jam on toast

nora xx