Sunday 29 April 2012

Reading Group

Hello all!  You'll be pleased to hear that I finally have some leisure time (yippee!).  As you know, I have been working very hard lately on a 'top secret' case.  Poor Bond. Badger Bond. is still working on it, but I am not allowed to tell you any more than that.

We've also had a visitor staying with us - a travelling salesbear called Ollie.  He sold us some books, so we decided to start a Fluffy-Hair House reading group, as you can see.


 
At the moment, we are reading, "The case of the missing banana."  It is very interesting.  Of course it helps me develop my detective skills further (as I worked on a very similar case in January, as you may recall) and Nora enjoys it because of the mention of banana cake and banana sundae (indeed, it is banana Sunday, today!). 

We think that Lime, the tree frog, has some special needs, so we have been helping him with his reading.  He doesn't say very much, but he smiles (and jumps) a lot.  We think he likes living here in the Fluffy-Hair house.  We found out that he was not treated well by his tree frog family because he was seen as the black sheep of the family*, on account of his size (much bigger than the average frog).  Poor Lime.

Anyway.  I'm off to eat the banana sundae that Nora has prepared for us (yum yum).  See you soon!

Love from Lewis MAD (Master of Animal Detective) xx

 
* I apologise to any sheep, black or white, for this comment.  I recall our CALF (Campaign Against Ludicrous Falsehoods) campaign against such animal sayings (along with others like "codswallop" and "sick as a parrot" etc.).  So I am sorry.  I am doubly sorry for also associating frogs with sheep.  Of course, they are a completely different species.




Monday 9 April 2012

lime

yippee!


a tree frog has come to live in the fluffy-hair house!  his name is lime.  he is very handsome as you can see.  i'm off to make him some banana toast...

love nora the panda xxx

Sunday 1 April 2012

Monkey Times


Yet again, Monkey has been on his travels and wanted me to post this.  Apparently he had a tip off about some "gold being in them there hills."  He says this is what the photo shows.  Me, I think it is fools gold (it being April Fool's day and all that).  Obviously, I am not saying that Monkey is a fool (he's too cool), but if it was gold, then maybe somebody would pay for me to go on holiday (I have been working very hard again - Bond. Badger Bond has had me on another mission - which I am not allowed to talk about - Top Secret).

Anyway, Monkey says he is actually working as a journalist for the Monkey Times (although we have never seen the publication here in the Fluffy-Hair house).  It all seems a bit odd, especially as he appears to have spent much of his time lazing by this hot spring.




Oh well.  Monkey is on his way back now.  Apparently he has met a Tree Frog who will be staying with us here in the Fluffy-Hair house.  Nora is very excited.  She's making a special cake for him as I write.  I believe it's an Apple Fool.

Lewis MAD xxx